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(ya medio nerviosa)<br>- Hummm..., dice el psicólogo. Aquí va la última pregunta:<br>-  En la misma calle oscura usted ve de nuevo un solo faro pero más pequeño y percibe que viene más lento, ¿qué es?<br> - ¡Una bicicleta...!<br>- Si, pero ¿qué tipo de bicicleta?, ¿una bicicleta de carreras, una mountain-bike, una bicicleta de downhill...?<br>- ¡No se, no se...!<br><br>- ¡Lamento informarle que ha sido descalificada para el puesto! - Dice el psicólogo.<br> ... Entonces la aspirante, medio triste con el resultado, le dice al psicólogo:<br>- Aunque he sido descalificada, el test me ha parecido muy interesante.<br>- ¿Puedo hacerle una pregunta, en la misma línea de razonamiento?<br>  <br>Y el psicólogo muy seguro de si mismo responde, ¡Claro que puede!<br>-  Usted señor, va esta noche en una calle mal iluminada...<br>- Ve venir a una mujer muy maquillada, con un vestido rojo muy corto, contoneándose y moviendo el bolso, ¿qué es?<br> - ¡Ah! - dice el psicólogo - es una puta...<br>- Si, pero ¿qué puta?, ¿su hermana?, ¿su hija?, ¿su mujer?, o ¿su madre...?<br clear="all"><font><font size="1"></font></font></a><font><font size="1"><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com"><img goomoji="ezweb_ne_jp.329" style="margin: 0pt 0.2ex; vertical-align: middle;" src="cid:ezweb_ne_jp.329@goomoji.gmail"></a><br> </font></font> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; 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class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-357188047206528286?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-55957158212268503882011-06-26T12:02:00.000-05:002011-06-26T12:03:03.106-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wLL5hP0seoU/TgdmR_CRPyI/AAAAAAAAE6c/4UzkXyTp1j8/s1600/SB1507-Logorrea-783107.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wLL5hP0seoU/TgdmR_CRPyI/AAAAAAAAE6c/4UzkXyTp1j8/s320/SB1507-Logorrea-783107.jpg" border="0" alt="" 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-6861573099639489667?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-72985749444698218592011-06-14T10:06:00.000-05:002011-06-14T10:07:13.972-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rUhMtlwH0h8/Tfd5IqJ7QNI/AAAAAAAAE6U/TUQdN6Ff6eg/s1600/SB1495-Cabra-perdida-733972.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rUhMtlwH0h8/Tfd5IqJ7QNI/AAAAAAAAE6U/TUQdN6Ff6eg/s320/SB1495-Cabra-perdida-733972.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618092249829818578" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p>Se ha perdido la mejor cabra de la zona. Algún voluntario que quiera rescatarla???......(Ver imagen adjunta)</p><br></div><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-7298574944469821859?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-9546115019343490872011-06-13T07:52:00.000-05:002011-06-13T07:53:04.565-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qvj4Cbcn2A0/TfYIMRFhRII/AAAAAAAAE6M/FaCLgv6669w/s1600/SB1494-Ver-para-creer-784566.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qvj4Cbcn2A0/TfYIMRFhRII/AAAAAAAAE6M/FaCLgv6669w/s320/SB1494-Ver-para-creer-784566.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617686592029279362" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">Aunque usted no lo crea ya existen bicicletas invisibles.......(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">FUESE SALUDABLE, EL CARTERO SERIA INMORTAL.</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><br> </div></span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">LA BALLENA NADA EL DIA ENTERO,  SOLO COME PLANCTON (MINI CAMARONCITOS) SOLO BEBE AGUA, RESPIRA CALMADA Y PROFUNDAMENTE TODO EL DÍA...</span></b><br> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">Y ES GORDA LA DESGRACIADA!.</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX">  </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX">  </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">EL CONEJO CORRE Y SALTA TODO EL DÍA, COME FRUTAS Y VERDURAS,...  Y VIVE SOLO 15 AÑOS.</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX">  </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX">  </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">SIN EMBARGO....</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX"><br>LA TORTUGA : NO CORRE,  TRAGA DE TODO, SE HACE LOCA LA MAYOR PARTE DEL DÍA... Y</span></b><b><span style="color: red; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX"> <u>VIVE 450 AÑOS</u></span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">   </span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in; margin-right: 0in;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">CONCLUSION:</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"><br>   </span><span lang="ES-MX"></span></div><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> <div><br></div></span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">A LA CHINGADA CON LA DIETA Y EL EJERCICIO !!!</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span><br><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-MX"></span><span lang="ES-MX"> <div><br></div></span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">Y EN CUANTO A HACERSE  EL LOCO LA MAYOR PARTE DEL DIA,...</span></b><br> <div><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX"></span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX"> </span></b></div> <b><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-MX">NO CREO QUE SEA TAN DIFICIL.</span></b><br><br><br clear="all"><br>--<br><b>@lejandro Rivera R.<br>Coordinador de Telecomunicaciones<br>Universidad Nacional de Colombia <br> Sede Medellín.</b><br><br><br><font><font size="1">La información contenida en este e-mail es confidencial y sólo puede ser utilizada por el individuo o la compañía a la cual está dirigido. 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60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-1002361541527060718?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-38605937840565135542011-05-20T08:31:00.001-05:002011-05-20T08:31:57.675-05:00<div class="gmail_quote"><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com"><b><font size="5" color="#c00000">Identifìquese Señor Presidente!!!</font></b></a> <blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><br> <div><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;">-Entra Juan Manuel Santos a cambiar un cheque a una Sucursal de un Banco</span>...<br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Buenos Días Señorita, ¿podría hacerme el favor de cambiarme  este cheque? </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Con mucho gusto Señor, ¿me permite su cèdula de ciudadanìa? </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Señorita, no la traigo, soy Juan Manuel Santos,Presidente de Colombia.&quot; </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Sí Señor, yo tengo Auditoría y ya sabe como son, y me debe mostrar su identificación&quot;. </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Señorita, pregúntele a quien  quiera, soy Juan Manuel Santos, por favor...!!&quot; </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Lo siento, Señor, son reglas del banco&quot; </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot; Señorita  me urge cambiar este cheque.&quot; </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Mire Señor, lo que podemos hacer es lo siguiente: el otro día vino René Higuita y tenía el mismo problema, no traía su cèdula y  para probar que era él, sacaron un balón, le tiraron unos penaltis y los paró, y así comprobó que él era en verdad René Higuita. </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;">-También vino Rodrigo Rocky Valdez y no traía su cédula, entonces se echó unos rounds con los cajeros y casi mata a dos de una paliza y así comprobó que el era en realidad Rocky Valdez.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;">-Entonces Usted puede hacer lo mismo... Haga algo para probar que es usted el Presidente de Colombia&quot; </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;">- Santos se queda pensando… y pensando… y pensando durante un buen rato y dice... </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;Mmmmh, Señorita, la verdad es que estoy nervioso y nada más se me ocurren puras guevonadas.&quot; </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span><br><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">-&quot;¿Billetes grandes o chicos, Señor Presidente?&quot;</span></a></div> </blockquote></div><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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el león, el tigre, el puma etc. Todos ellos se equivocan......(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-3256726918733861464?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-83791282102179260442011-05-16T09:09:00.001-05:002011-05-16T09:09:48.075-05:00<div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div><table style="min-height: 67px; width: 52px; display: inline;" title="bandoo_PD94bWwgdmVyc2lvbj0iMS4wIiBlbmNvZGluZz0iVVRGLTgiPz48RGlzcGxheUVtb3RpY29uQ29tbWFuZCBJbkNhdGFsb2dMb2NhdGlvbj0iRW1vdGljb25zL1JlY2VudCI.PEVtb3RpY29uSGVhZGVyIHhtbG5zPSJodHRwOi8vd3d3LkJhbmRvby5jb20iIElEPSI2OTE1NiIgTGFuZ3VhZ2U9IkVuIiBEYXRlQWRkZWQ9IjIwMTAtMDItMjIiIERhdGVNb2RpZmllZD0iMjAxMS0wMy0yNCIgUHJldmlld1VSTD0iNjkxNTcuZ2lmIj48TmFtZT5sb2wgcG9pbnRpbmc8L05hbWU.PFJlc291cmNlIElEPSI2OTE1NiIgTGFuZ3VhZ2U9IkVuIiBUeXBlPSJYTUwiPjxVUkkgTWV0aG9kPSJieUlEIiBHZXRCeUlERmFsbGJhY2s9InRydWUiPjwvVVJJPjxGaWx0ZXJzPjxBcmNoaXZlIFR5cGU9IlpJUCIvPjwvRmlsdGVycz48L1Jlc291cmNlPjwvRW1vdGljb25IZWFkZXI.PC9EaXNwbGF5RW1vdGljb25Db21tYW5kPg__" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr height="52"> <td valign="bottom"><br></td></tr><tr height="17"><td><br></td></tr></tbody></table><font size="7">OIGAN A MI MAMA........MADRE NO HAY SINO UNA.</font><br><div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div><div><div><div> <div><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 14pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 14pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><blockquote style="padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><blockquote style="padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"> <div><div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><div style="font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;,&#39;new york&#39;,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-family: arial,helvetica; color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><div><div><span style="font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><br></font></span></div> <div> <div> <div> <div><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><br><img style="min-height: 284px; width: 301px;" alt="Amistad - Recados e Imagens (18829)" src="http://images.paraorkut.com/img/imagenes/amistad_1328097940_G2vaBrQan9qn.gif" height="284" width="377"><br>                    <br></font> <div align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"> </font></div><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Federico vivía, en un apartamento con su amiga Karla. </span></font></b><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><span lang="ES-CO"></span><br> <font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"><br></span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Ante  los ojos de la familia de Federico, Karla y él solo compartían el departamento... nadie podía comprobar otra cosa.</span></font></b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font> </font><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><br> <br></font> <div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 12pt;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Un día, Federico invita a su madre a cenar una noche a su departamento de soltero.</span></font></b><b><font face="Tahoma" size="5"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font></b><font face="inherit" size="4"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font></font></div> </div></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Durante la cena la madre no pudo quitar su atención en lo hermosa que era Karla, la compañera de apartamento de su hijo. </span></font></b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> </div></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="inherit" size="4"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">se pregunto si estarían acostándose. </span></font></b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Leyendo a su madre el pensamiento Federico le dijo:</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><br> </span></font></b><b><font face="Bookman Old Style" size="4"><span style="font-family: &#39;Bookman Old Style&#39;; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">- Mamá, se lo que estas pensando, pero te aseguro que Karla y yo solo somos compañeros de  apartamento. </span></font></b><font face="Tahoma" size="2"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"><br> </span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><br></span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Aproximadamente una semana después, Karla le comento a Federico que  desde el día en que su madre vino a cenar, no encontraba el cucharón grande de plata para servir las salsas. </span></font></b><font face="Tahoma" size="2"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"><br> </span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><br></span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Federico contesto que, conociendo a su madre, le escribiría una nota y que la dejaria en un lugar visible en la casa de ella... </span></font></b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="inherit" size="4"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Así que se sentó y <font color="red"><span style="color: red;"> escribió: </span></font></span></font></b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><br> </span></font></b><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Querida Mamá, no estoy diciendo que tu tomaste el cucharón de plata de servir salsas pero tampoco estoy diciendo que no lo hicieras,  pero el hecho es que este ha desaparecido desde que tu viniste a cenar a mi departamento. <br> Con todo cariño Federico.</span></font></b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"><br></span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><br> </span></font></b><b><font color="#333333" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Unos días mas tarde, sobre su escritorio Federico encontró<br> una nota de su madre que </span></font></b><b><font color="red" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: red; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">decía:</span></font></b><font face="Tahoma" size="2"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"><br> </span></font><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><br></span></font></b><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Querido hijo, no estoy diciendo que te acuestes con Karla o que no te acuestes con ella, pero el hecho es que si Karla se acostara en su propia cama, ya habría encontrado el cucharón de plata para servir salsas, que yo puse bajo sus sabanas. </span></font></b><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="inherit" size="4"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">Con todo cariño, Tu Mamá.</span></font></b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 18pt;" lang="ES-CO"> <img alt="" src="http://emoticones.sullca.com/images/rsgallery/original/emoticones.sullca.com%20-%2098.gif"></span></font><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="inherit" size="4"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font color="#3f8080" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(63, 128, 128); font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO"><img alt="" src="http://emoticones.sullca.com/images/rsgallery/original/emoticones.sullca.com%20.%2012.gif">MORALEJA:</span></font></b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 18pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="inherit" size="4"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"></span></font></font></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font><i><u><font color="red" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: Verdana; color: red; font-size: 18pt;" lang="ES-CO"> </span></font></u></i><b><i><u><font color="red" face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: Arial; color: red; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ES-CO">A  LA MAMÁ NO LA ENGAÑA NI EL DIABLO!!!</span></font></u></i></b><font face="Bookman Old Style" size="4"><span style="font-family: &#39;Bookman Old Style&#39;; 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background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">No tengo nada que hacer ... </span></b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Voy al Spa</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;"> .</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div> </div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Trabajo en &quot;negro&quot;</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Pasantía</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;Hablar tonterías&quot;</span> </b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Expresiones sacadas de contexto</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Loco de m...</span></b> </div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Transgresor</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">La tiendita </span></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">de &quot; la esquina</span></b> <b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;</span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">mini market</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;Ninguna mujer me da bola</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;</span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;No encuentro mi target</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;</span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Vestida &quot;para salir&quot;</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Fashion</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Humilde</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Perfil bajo</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">salir a dar vueltas sin nada que hacer</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> &quot;</span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Ir de Shopping</span></b> </div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Vagabundo</span></b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Persona en situación de calle</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Pan Flauta</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Baguette</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">&quot;Sin ninguna profesión fija &quot;</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Consultor</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Vendedor</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Ejecutivo de cuentas</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Maricón</span></b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Gay o persona de género Diferente</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Curandero/a</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Síquico, Mentalista</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Perder el tiempo en el trabajo</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Desayuno de trabajo</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Peluquero</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Estilista</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Profesor de gimnasia</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Personal trainer</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Ir por un camino de m...</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Hacer Trekking</span></b> </div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Impunidad</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Fueros</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Me das tu no. de teléfono ?</span> </b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; 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color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Tribuna de desocupados</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Talk-show</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;"> Calentura  mutua</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Tener química</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Busco a alguien para &quot;hacer el amor&quot;</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Busco alguien que me contenga</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; 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background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Fenómeno mediático</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">No entender un carajo</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;"> Leer entre líneas</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Ropa interior</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Lingerie</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Morirse de &quot;hambre&quot;</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Necesidades básicas insatisfechas</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"> </div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div> </div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Programa lleno de estupideces</span></b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Reality show</span> </b></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div> </div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"> </div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Despido del trabajo</span> </b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b></div> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Reestructuración</span> </b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">laboral</span></b></div> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 19, 254);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Hablar lo que se le viene en gana</span></b></div></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(24, 127, 10);"> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">Libertad de expresión</span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: &#39;Tempus Sans ITC&#39;; color: white; font-size: 18pt;">mal entendida</span></b></div> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> <div><b><u><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 24pt;" lang="ES-PE">                     1950  vs  2010</span></u></b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 10pt;" lang="ES-PE"> </span></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;" align="center"> </div> <div style="text-align: center; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;" align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> <table style="width: 100%;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm; width: 100%;" valign="top" width="100%"> <div><b><u><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">Escenario </span></u></b><b><u><span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-size: 24pt;">1</span></u></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 18pt;">: Juan no se queda quieto en clase. Interrumpe y molesta a los compañeros</span></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">. </span></b><br> <br><span style="color: red;">Año 1950:</span><b> Va a la dirección, se queda parado 1 hora, sale el director lo &quot;carajea&quot; y vuelve &quot;traquilito&quot; a su clase.</b><br> <br><span style="color: red;">Año 2010:</span><b> Lo derivan al departamento de psiquiatria, lo diagnostican como hiperactivo, el psiquiatra  le receta  Ritalyn. Se transforma en un zombi. Los padres tramitan una subvención por tener un hijo  discapacitado.</b> <br> <b><span style="color: purple;"><br></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></b><b><u><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">Escenario 2</span></u></b><b><u><span style="color: navy; font-size: 18pt;">: </span></u></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 18pt;">Luis rompe el cristal de un carro  en el barrio</span></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span></b><br> <br><span style="color: red;">Año 1950:</span><b> Su padre se saca la correa y le da unos cuantos correazos en el poto.  A Luis ni se le cruza por la cabeza hacer otra nueva travesura, crece normalmente, va a la universidad y se convierte en un profesional</b><br> <br><span style="color: red;">Año 2010 :</span><b> Arrestan al padre de Luis por maltrato. Lo condenan a 5 años de cárcel y por 15 años debe abstenerse de ver a su  hijo   Sin la guia de una  figura paterna, Luis se vuelca a la droga, delinque y queda preso en una cárcel especial para adolescentes.  </b><br><b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 13.5pt;"><br></span></b><b><u><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">Escenario </span></u></b><b><u><span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-size: 24pt;">3</span></u></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">: </span></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 18pt;">José se cae mientras corría una carrera en el patio del colegio, se raspa  la rodilla. Su maestra, María, lo encuentra llorando y lo abraza para reconfortarlo</span></b><b><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">. </span></b><br> <br><b><span style="color: red;">Año 1950:</span> Al poco rato, Juan se siente mejor y sigue jugando. </b><br> <br><b><span style="color: red;">Año 2010:</span> María es acusada de abuso sexual, se enfrenta a tres años de cárcel. José se pasa cinco años de terapia en terapia. Sus padres demandan al colegio por negligencia y a la maestra por daños psicológicos, ganando ambos juicios. María renuncia a la docencia, entra en severa depresión y se suicida..  <br></b><u><br></u><b><u><span style="font-family: &#39;Courier New&#39;; color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">Escenario </span></u></b><b><u><span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-size: 24pt;">4</span></u>: Disciplina escolar:</b> <br> <br><b><span style="color: red;">Año 1950 :</span> Hacías un gran lío en clase.. El profesor te metía dos buenos gritos . Al llegar a casa tu viejo te propinaba unos dos golpes.</b> <br><br><b><span style="color: red;">Año 2010:</span> Haces lío en clase.. El profesor te pide disculpas para reprenderte y se queda con culpa por haberlo hecho .. Tu viejo va al colegio a quejarse y denunciar al docente, y para consolarte  te compra algo. <br> </b><u><span style="color: navy;"><br><br></span></u><b><u><span style="color: navy; font-size: 24pt;">Escenario 5</span></u> : El fin de las vacaciones.</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 10pt;"><br></span><b><span style="color: red;">Año 1960:</span> Después de estar en una caravana interminable de autos con toda la familia metida en un carrito asiático tras 15 días soleados en la costa, se terminan las vacaciones. Al día siguiente se trabaja y no pasa nada .</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red;">Año 2010</span><b>: Después de volver de Cancún, en un viaje &#39;all inclusive&#39;, se terminan las vacaciones y la gente sufre del síndrome del abandono, pánico y gripe porcina....<br> <br></b><b><i><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-size: 24pt;">¿CUÁNDO FUE QUE NOS VOLVIERON TAN </span></i></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-size: 24pt;">INFELICES ...?</span></i></b></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><div><div style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-style: normal; font-family: Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><div><div dir="ltr"> <div style="font-family: &#39;Verdana&#39;; color: rgb(0, 0, 255); font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-style: normal; display: inline; font-family: &#39;Calibri&#39;; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: small; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"><font style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> <table style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><font size="6" color="#006600"><b>Así vino, así se las envío...no puedo asegurar la veracidad de la foto...<br></b></font><br> <div> <div> <div>Osama...<font color="#3333ff">(publicación del Miami Herald Mayo/8/2011)</font><br> <div> <div> <div> <div><font size="4"></font> <div> <div><font size="4">-- NADIE HA DICHO LA VERDAD, HASTA QUE POR FIN SE DESCUBRIO EL ORIGEN DE SU TORTURA y MUERTE...CONSIDERADA COMO NECESARIA PARA LA PAZ MUNDIAL...<br></font> <div lang="ES-SV"> <div> <table style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><b><span><font style="font-size: 18pt;" color="#ff0000">Esta es la manera de cómo se torturó a Osama Bin Laden por parte del equipo pesado de los EUA, habiendo muerto por sofocación, no por heridas de bala...</font></span></b></p> </td></tr></tbody></table></div> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><b><span><font style="font-size: 18pt;" color="#ff0000">Entrar</font></span></b><br></p></div> <div><b><span></span></b><font size="4"><a href="http://www.strategic-air-command.com/gallery/enduring_freedom/images/osama-t.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.strategic-air-command.com/gallery/enduring_freedom/images/osama-t.jpg</a></font><br> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></font></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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width: 728px;"></ins> </div> <div><div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="http://proyectoaurora.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/marte-300x225.jpg" alt="marte" title="marte" height="225" width="300"></div> Ayer mientras revisaba mi mail encontré esta lista de consejos para ser feliz. Nuestra felicidad no depende de que nos toque la lotería ni de que todo sea fácil en la vida. Es una cuestión de actitud ante las circunstancias y una semilla que se riega día a día.<br>Aquí tenemos 40 consejos para ser feliz. Son realistas, sensatos y gratuitos, todos los podemos realizar y sus resultados pueden ser mágicos. ¿Lo intentamos?.<br>Ese texto ha venido con el mail porque mágicos… esa palabra hace tiempo que dejó de estar en mi vocabulario.<br><br><span></span><br>1. Camina de 10 a 30 minutos todos los días. Mientras camina, sonríe<br> 2. Siéntate en silencio por lo menos 10 minutos cada día. Enciérrate si es necesario<br> 3. Escucha buena música todos los días, es auténtico alimento para el espíritu<br> 4. Al levantarte en la mañana di lo siguiente: Mi propósito hoy es …<br> 5. Vive con las 3 "E": Energía, Entusiasmo y Empatía<br> 6. Juega más juegos que el año pasado<br> 7. Lee más libros que el año pasado<br> 8. Mira al cielo al menos una vez al día, date cuenta de la majestuosidad del mundo que te rodea<br> 9. Sueña más mientras estás despiert@<br> 10. Come más alimentos que crezcan en los árboles y en las plantas y menos alimentos que sean manufacturados en plantas industriales o que requieran un sacrificio<br> 11. Come arándanos y nueces. Toma té verde, mucha agua y una copa de vino al día (asegúrate de brindar con ella por algo hermoso de lo mucho que hay en tu vida y, de ser posible, hazlo en compañía de quien amas)<br> 12. Trata de hacer reír a por lo menos 3 personas cada día<br> 13. Elimina el desorden de tu casa, tu auto y tu escritorio y deja que nueva energía fluya en tu vida<br> 14. No gastes tu precioso tiempo en chismes, cosas del pasado, pensamientos negativos o cosas fuera de tu control. Mejor invierte tu energía en lo positivo del presente<br> 15. Date cuenta que la vida es una escuela y tú estás aquí para aprender. Los problemas son lecciones que van y vienen, lo que aprendes de estos es para toda la vida<br> 16. Desayuna como rey, come como príncipe y cena como mendigo<br> 17. Sonríe y ríe más<br> 18. No dejes pasar la oportunidad de abrazar a quien aprecias<br> 19. La vida es muy corta como para desperdiciar el tiempo odiando a alguien<br> 20. No te tomes a ti mismo tan en serio. Nadie más lo hace<br> 21. No tienes que ganar cada discusión. Acepta que no estás de acuerdo y aprende del (de la) otr@<br> 22. Estate en paz con tu pasado, así no arruinará tu presente<br> 23. No compares tu vida con la de otros. No tienes idea del camino que ellos han andado en la vida<br> 24. Nadie está a cargo de tu felicidad excepto tu mismo<br> 25. Recuerda que tu no tienes el control de todo lo que te sucede, pero sí de lo que haces con ello<br> 26. Aprende algo nuevo cada día<br> 27. Lo que la demás gente piense de ti no es de tu incumbencia<br> 28. Aprecia tu cuerpo y disfrútalo<br> 29. No importa que tan buena o mala sea la situación, ésta cambiará<br> 30. Tu trabajo no se ocupará de ti cuando estés enfermo. Tus amigos sí lo harán. Mantente en contacto con ellos.<br> 31. Desecha cualquier cosa que no sea útil, bonita o divertida<br> 32. La envidia es una pérdida de tiempo. Tu ya tienes todo lo que necesitas<br> 33. Lo mejor está aún por venir<br> 34. No importa cómo te sientas, levántate, vístete y asiste<br> 35. Ten sexo maravilloso, siempre con plenitud de tu ser<br> 36. Llama a tus familiares con frecuencia y mándales correos diciéndoles: ¡estoy pensando en ti!<br> 37. Cada noche antes de acostarse di lo siguiente: Doy gracias por … Hoy logré o conseguí …<br> 38. Recuerda que estás demasiado bendecido como para estar estresado<br> 39. Disfruta del viaje. Sólo tienes una oportunidad, sácale el mayor provecho<br> 40. Envía este mensaje a quien te importa</div> </div> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-5001407780348156455?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-68940078697130459002011-05-09T08:13:00.000-05:002011-05-09T08:14:15.007-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xbbLpaq4duw/Tcfop5-5AGI/AAAAAAAAE0c/F0T0Q6W1FgA/s1600/SB1459-Thor-755008.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xbbLpaq4duw/Tcfop5-5AGI/AAAAAAAAE0c/F0T0Q6W1FgA/s320/SB1459-Thor-755008.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604704067922755682" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">Todavía no se estrena la película Thor y ya muchos tratan de imitar al Dios del Martillo.......(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-6894007869713045900?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-84076098777396375852011-05-05T08:24:00.001-05:002011-05-05T08:24:50.273-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aholRAgcJCM/TcKlI8GejKI/AAAAAAAAE0U/HGz8lmg3xU8/s1600/SB1455-Osama-790274.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aholRAgcJCM/TcKlI8GejKI/AAAAAAAAE0U/HGz8lmg3xU8/s320/SB1455-Osama-790274.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603222459393150114" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">La verdad sobre la muerte de Osama......(Mira la imagen de hoy)</a></p><b></b>-------------------------------------------------------<br> <p>Había una vez dos muditos, uno que ya estaba aprendiendo hablar le dice al otro:<br> Mira, ve con ese doctor que él te enseña a hablar.<br> El otro le hizo caso y se fue para allá, cuando el mudito entra donde el doctor le dice:<br> A usted lo envió su amigo, ¿verdad?<br> El mudo le dice sí con la cabeza.<br> El doctor le dice: ponga su mano aquí. El mudo se le queda viendo y el doctor le dice:<br> Si quiere hablar ponga su mano ahí.<br> El mudo le hace caso y pone la mano ahí.<br> El doctor con un martillo le da en la mano y el mudo grita:<br> ¡Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!<br> Y el doctor le dice:</p><p>Listo,Mañana continuamos con la &quot;b&quot;</p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-8407609877739637585?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo 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href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">Los recién casados no pueden esperar a tener intimidad, el problema es que siempre hay algún paparazzi para notarlo.....(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-5593949272582069229?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-21541785012810869572011-04-26T10:25:00.000-05:002011-04-26T10:26:03.056-05:00<div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div><div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> <blockquote style="border-width: medium medium medium 1.5pt; border-style: none none none solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color rgb(16, 16, 255); padding: 0cm 0cm 0cm 4pt; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <div><div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> <div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> <div> <div> <div> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;">El dentista y la anestesia</span></u></b><b><u><span style="color: black; font-size: 14pt;"> </span></u></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span></a></p> </div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div> <p><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 14pt;">El dentista le explica al hombre que debía extraerle la muela para lo cual lo va a anestesiar.</span></b><br><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 14pt;"><br>Comienza a preparar la jeringa cuando el hombre lo interrumpe: <br>  <br>- Nada de agujas, yo tengo pánico a las agujas... <br> <br>- Bueno... -dice el dentista-, vamos a anestesiar con un poco de gas... <br> <br>- No doctor... no soporto tener la máscara de gas en la cara... <br> <br>El dentista trae una pastilla y se la da al paciente, que se la toma sin protestar. <br>  <br>- Con las pastillas no hay problemas... ¿qué es lo que acabo de tomar? <br> <br>- Viagra... -dice el dentista. <br> <br>- ¿Viagra?... ¿para qué me dio viagra? <br> <br>- Para que tenga de donde agarrarse mientras le saco la muela sin anestesia</span></b><b><span style="color: gray; font-size: 14pt;">…</span><i><span style="color: navy;"></span></i></b><br> </p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table><br></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-2154178501281086957?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-54130103843970722922011-04-26T09:04:00.001-05:002011-04-26T09:04:27.054-05:00<div><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"><u>Adultos Contemporáneos seudo-intelectoneuro-hipocondriacos</u></span> </div> <div align="left"> <div align="center"> <div><font size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font><br> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 20pt;">         <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">*Es decir: nosotros...*</span></b></span></font><br><br></p></div></div></div> <font size="5"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"> <br>  </span></font><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 16pt;">*Dicen que todos los días tenemos que comer una manzana por el hierro y un plátano, por el potasio. También una naranja, para la vitamina C, medio melón para mejorar la digestión y una taza de té verde sin azúcar, para prevenir la diabetes.*<br> <br> *Todos los días hay que tomar dos litros de agua (sí, y luego mearlos, que lleva como el doble del tiempo que llevó tomárselos).*<br> <br>  *Todos los días hay que tomarse un Activia o un Yogurt para tener &#39;L. Cassei Defensis&#39;, que nadie sabe qué mierda es, pero parece que si no te tomas un millón y medio todos los días, empiezas a ver a la gente como borrosa.*<br> <br>  *Cada día una aspirina, para prevenir los infartos, más un vaso de vino tinto, para lo mismo. Y otro de blanco, para el sistema nervioso. Y uno de cerveza, que ya no me acuerdo para qué era. Si te lo tomas todo junto, por más que te dé un derrame ahí mismo, no te preocupes pues probablemente ni te enteres.*<br> <br>  *Todos los días hay que comer fibra. Mucha, muchísima fibra, hasta que logres defecar un sweater. Hay que hacer entre cuatro y seis comidas diarias, livianas, sin olvidarte de masticar cien veces cada bocado. Haciendo un pequeño cálculo, sólo en comer se te van como cinco horitas.*<br> <br>*Ah, después de cada comida hay que lavarse los dientes, o sea: después del Activia y la fibra: los dientes, después de la manzana: los dientes, después del plátano: los dientes... y así mientras tengas dientes,...*<br> <br>*Mejor amplía el baño y mete el equipo de música, porque entre el agua, la fibra y los dientes, te vas a pasar varias horas por día ahí adentro.*<br> <br>*Hay que dormir ocho horas y trabajar otras ocho, más las cinco que empleamos en comer, veintiuno. Te quedan tres, siempre que no te agarre algún imprevisto. Según las estadísticas, vemos tres horas diarias de televisión. Bueno, ya no puedes porque todos los días hay que caminar por lo menos media hora (dato por experiencia: a los 15 minutos regresa, si no la media hora se te hace una).*<br> <br>*Y hay que cuidar las amistades porque son como una planta: hay que regarlas a diario. Y cuando te vas de vacaciones también, supongo. Además, hay que estar bien informado, así que hay que leer por lo menos dos diarios<font color="navy"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></font>y algún artículo de revista, para contrastar la información. ¡Ah!, hay que tener sexo todos los días, pero sin caer en la rutina: hay que ser innovador, creativo, renovar la seducción. Eso lleva su tiempo. ¡Y ni qué hablar si es sexo tántrico!! (al respecto te recuerdo: después de cada comida hay que cepillarse los dientes!).*<br> <br>*En fin, a mí la cuenta me da unas 29 horas diarias. La única posibilidad que se me ocurre es hacer varias de estas cosas a la vez, por ejemplo: Te duchas con agua fría y con la boca abierta así te tragas los 2 litros de agua.*<br> <br>*Mientras sales del baño con el cepillo de dientes en la boca le vas haciendo el amor (tántrico) parado a tu pareja, que de paso mira la TV y te cuenta, mientras barres. ¿Te quedó una mano libre? Llama a tus amigos. ¡Y a tus padres!! Tómate el vino (después de llamar a tus padres te va a hacer falta). Y menos mal que ya crecimos, porque si no nos tendríamos que clavar un Danonino Extra Calcio todos los días.*<br> <br>*¡Úuuuf! Pero si te quedan 2 minutos, reenvíale esto a los amigos (que hay que regar como las plantas)<font color="navy"><span style="color: navy;">.</span></font> Y ahora te dejo porque entre el yogur, el medio melón, la cerveza, el primer litro de agua y la tercera comida con fibra del día, ya no sé qué estoy haciendo pero necesito un baño urgente. Ah, voy a aprovechar y me llevo el cepillo de dientes...*<br> <br>*SI YA TE LO ENVIÉ ANTES, PERDONA... ES EL ALZHEIMER QUE A PESAR DE TANTOS CUIDADOS NO LO HE PODIDO COMBATIR. jajajaja*</span></font><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-5413010384397072292?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-55725817556809028642011-04-25T08:24:00.001-05:002011-04-25T08:24:51.214-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FAf-pVqpCMA/TbV2IzKu-4I/AAAAAAAAEwM/H_5mcNW7rQo/s1600/SB1442-Solo-en-Casa-791215.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FAf-pVqpCMA/TbV2IzKu-4I/AAAAAAAAEwM/H_5mcNW7rQo/s320/SB1442-Solo-en-Casa-791215.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5599511605251341186" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">Hay motivos para no dejar a las mascotas a solas en casa....(Ver imagen adjunta)</a><br></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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tras los atentados contra las Torres Gemelas..........(Ver imagen adjunta</a></p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-3602258207213446183?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-51821667401419726482011-04-09T13:11:00.001-05:002011-04-09T13:11:37.456-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vGQIvksBXlU/TaChWvzwLJI/AAAAAAAAEvc/1ZeP8_OXjz4/s1600/SB1428-Buceo-797457.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vGQIvksBXlU/TaChWvzwLJI/AAAAAAAAEvc/1ZeP8_OXjz4/s320/SB1428-Buceo-797457.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593648149356883090" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">Nada como una buena inmersión para perder un poco de peso......(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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Perdimos a nuestro perro la semana pasada. Responde al nombre de Hannibal y es extremadamente peligroso. Adjuntamos la Foto del Can. <br></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-3251024129856337499?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-74009218966453559112011-04-05T14:59:00.001-05:002011-04-05T14:59:20.404-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7JGRNq_bUew/TZt0ma6PLLI/AAAAAAAAEvE/fqdJc8O71fQ/s1600/SB1423-Oportunidades-760405.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7JGRNq_bUew/TZt0ma6PLLI/AAAAAAAAEvE/fqdJc8O71fQ/s320/SB1423-Oportunidades-760405.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592191565718039730" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">De vez en cuando es bueno andar desconectado de la tecnología. El exceso de tecnología no te dejará ver las oportunidades que tienes frente a tu nariz!..........(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-7400921896645355911?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-56237107355230075162011-04-01T08:14:00.000-05:002011-04-01T08:15:02.226-05:00<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_Krf1muE_hw/TZXP1wnFdAI/AAAAAAAAEu8/587w9FVaC9k/s1600/SB1421-Malpensados-702227.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_Krf1muE_hw/TZXP1wnFdAI/AAAAAAAAEu8/587w9FVaC9k/s320/SB1421-Malpensados-702227.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590603034939192322" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"> <p><a href="http://alejorivera.blogspot.com">Con esta imagen definitivamente te darás cuenta si eres un mal pensado........(Ver imagen adjunta)</a></p></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"><tbody><tr height="100%"><td height="250" valign="top" width="100%"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="text-indent: 0px;"><font style="text-indent: 0px;" size="6"><font style="text-indent: 0px;" color="#00b050" face="Comic Sans MS"><i style="text-indent: 0px;"><span style="text-indent: 0px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"></span>Si para la Iglesia, la píldora del día siguiente, ya es un aborto.   <br style="text-indent: 0px;"> Entonces, me surgen algunas dudas desde el ámbito jurídico:<br style="text-indent: 0px;"><span style="text-indent: 0px; color: rgb(79, 97, 40);">* ¿La Paja es homicidio prematuro o premeditado ?</span><br style="text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="text-indent: 0px; color: rgb(63, 49, 81);">* ¿El  sexo oral... será canibalismo ?</span><br style="text-indent: 0px;"><span style="text-indent: 0px; color: rgb(0, 112, 192);">* ¿Podemos considerar el coito interrumpido, como abandono de menor ?</span><br style="text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="text-indent: 0px; color: rgb(38, 38, 38);">* ¿Y  que decir del preservativo ? ... ¿Será homicidio por asfixia mecánica? </span> <br style="text-indent: 0px;"><span style="text-indent: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6);">* ¿Y el sexo anal..? ¿Es mandar al futuro hijo pa la mierda...? </span></i></font><br style="text-indent: 0px;"> <font style="text-indent: 0px;" color="#00b050" face="Comic Sans MS"><i style="text-indent: 0px;"></i></font></font></div> <div style="text-indent: 0px;"><font style="text-indent: 0px;" color="#00b050" face="Comic Sans MS"><i style="text-indent: 0px;"><font style="text-indent: 0px;" size="6">Agradezco a quien se sirva esclarecerme estos cuestionamientos o haga los buenos oficios de intentar averiguar a través de otros.</font></i></font><br> </div></span></td></tr><tr></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 1pt;" height="1"><br></td></tr></tbody></table><br></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Poca atención, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Falta de intimidad, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Falta de comunicación, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Vacío, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Soledad, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">No sentirse valorada, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">No sentirse amada, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">No sentirse deseada,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">·</span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></b><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">y bla, bla, bla, , , la lista es interminable, , , </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Finalmente, el terapeuta se levanta, se acerca a la mujer, le pide que se pare y la abraza y la besa apasionadamente, la recuesta en el diván le quita la ropa, todo lo demás y le hace el amor.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">Mientras el marido los observa con una ceja más alta que la otra.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br></span><b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20pt;">La mujer se queda muda, cuando el doctor termina, ella se acomoda la ropa, se arregla el cabello y se sienta en la silla medio aturdida.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span><b><span style="color: maroon; 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Y POR ÚLTIMO Y NO MENOS IMPORTANTE!! PARA ENTERARSE DE LAS NOTICIAS </b><br> <b><br>A POCO TODO ESTO LO HARÍAS CON LA COMPUTADORA?...NOOO ¿VERDAD??!!!</b></span><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br></span><br></p></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div> </div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-603501531603505598?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-24987323893592975472011-02-14T11:10:00.001-05:002011-02-14T11:10:42.672-05:00<object width="400" height="326" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-83052c107eedf92b" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v4.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D83052c107eedf92b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329880463%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7165BD794EC05F657FC34457F72A1A4EEB2920C2.CFADF4B186FC5E54E6107AFFF0033E95C979E49%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D83052c107eedf92b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Da44yJ7blU5aw9Dm0YSXN0XE9Rno&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="400" height="326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v4.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D83052c107eedf92b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329880463%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7165BD794EC05F657FC34457F72A1A4EEB2920C2.CFADF4B186FC5E54E6107AFFF0033E95C979E49%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D83052c107eedf92b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Da44yJ7blU5aw9Dm0YSXN0XE9Rno&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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Entonces, como no podía seguir, se va al velorio.  Se acerca al cajón y ve algo raro. </span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"> </span></font><br></div> <div></div> <div> <font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;">Llama al padre de la muerta y le dice: Yo soy Médico y esta mujer no está muerta,</span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;">esta en un estado catatónico.</span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br>¿Tiene novio la chica??<br>-Sí, dice el padre.  Entonces el joven doctor dice: bueno, que lleven el cuerpo a una habitación y que el novio le haga el amor.</span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br>- ¿En serio doctor?<br>Sí,</span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;">llévenla a la habitacion y que el novio le dé parejo. El novio se lleva a la semi muerta a la habitacion, le hace el amor durante una noche y la joven resucita. La chica volvió en sí muy animada.</span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br>Todos festejan, cargan gratis con gasolina el auto del doctor y este sigue su viaje. A la vuelta del viaje después de varios días paseando por el norte, el médico decide pasar por el pueblo a ver  como estaba la chica, a saludar</span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;">a la simpática gente y cargar gasolina.</span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br>Va a la estación de servicio y toca bocina, y no había nadie.<br>Aparece el mismo muchachito de la vez anterior y le dice:</span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br>- Doctor, menos mal que volvió, hace una semana se murió el abuelo Don Zoilo, ya se lo culió medio pueblo y todavía no lo pueden</span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: black; font-size: 24pt;">resucitar.</span></font><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <b><b><font size="7" color="red" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: red; font-size: 36pt;">Moraleja: La misma medicina no sirve igual a todos. Y sobretodo... </span></font></b></b><font size="4" color="black" face="Tahoma"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 14pt;"></span></font><br> </div> <div></div> <div> <b><b><font size="7" color="red" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; color: red; font-size: 36pt;">NO SE AUTOMEDIQUE</span></font></b></b></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div> </td></tr></tbody></table></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-6561828487106996901?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24135668.post-29839863777171259512011-02-05T12:34:00.000-05:002011-02-05T12:45:02.962-05:00<i><b><i><font size="7" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 30pt; font-weight: bold;"></span></font></i></b></i><b><i><font size="7" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 30pt; font-weight: bold;"><i><i><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;;"></span></font></i></i></span></font></i></b><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;;"> </span></font><b><b><font size="5" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 18pt;">Una mujer está en la cama con su amante y de repente escucha que alguien abre la puerta de calle. Es su esposo que acaba de llegar de modo inesperado. La mujer no sabe qué hacer, se</span></font></b></b><b><b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></b></b><b><b><font size="5" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 20pt;">pone muy nerviosa..., claro, en los departamentos modernos no hay un espacio debajo de la cama, no tienen balcón, están en el piso 20, no existen los armarios. Piensa un segundo y le dice a su amante: &#39;Cariñito, sígueme el cuento y déjame actuar a mí, pero sobre todo, quédate de pie, quietito, sin pestañar&#39;.</span></font></b></b> <br> <div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div style="font-family: tahoma,new york,times,serif; font-size: 10pt;"><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> <blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"><div><p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> <br><br><br></span></font></p> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 12pt;" align="center"><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Entra el marido a la habitación: ¡Hola mi amor!, he adelantado mi vuelo y he  llegado un día antes...</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Hey...! ¿y quién es este huevón?... ¿y qué mierda hace parado ahí en pelotas?</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font><font face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond;"><br> <br><br></span></font><br><br></p></div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"> La adúltera se ríe de manera forzada... &#39;ja, ja, já, ¿apuesto que creíste que es un hombre de verdad?</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Como</span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"> me tienes tan abandonada con tantos viajes y tantas reuniones..., me compré este</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> </div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">ROBOT ESCLAVO SEXUAL MODELO RTSEX-2008</span></font></b><font size="2" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> </div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Ven, …tócalo... tiene piel casi humana, viene</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">refrigerado por agua, gasta muy poco, tiene un procesador de 256 bits, con conexión</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">GPS a Internet, actualización automática de programas, etc., etc.&#39;</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font><b><font size="5" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt;">-</span></font><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¡Pero mi amor! ... ¿era necesario que te compraras algo así?   </span></font></b></p> </div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt;">-</span></font><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¿Y tu qué quieres?, ¿que me meta a la cama con algún vecino o con el portero?.</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> </div> <p style="text-align: justify; margin-left: 21pt;"><font size="5" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 20pt;">      -<b><b><font face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond;">No es para tanto, déjate de tonterías y vámonos a la  cama - dice él.</span></font></b></b></span></font><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">La mujer, que estaba algo más que agotada con tanto sexo, le dice:</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¡Ay mi amor,… es que me duele tanto la cabeza, y además justo hoy, me llegó la regla...</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;">   </span></font><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"></span></font></p> </div> <p style="text-align: justify; margin-left: 21pt;"><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;">--</span></font><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¡Mierda! ¡Qué mala suerte la mía! ...</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> E</span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">ntonces prepárame alguna cosita que vengo con mucha hambre.  </span></font></b><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"></span></font></p> </div> <p style="text-align: justify; margin-left: 21pt;"><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">La mujer se va a la cocina, y el marido se queda a solas con el &#39;robot&#39;.  Lo mira detenidamente y dice: </span></font></b><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></font><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">-Si este invento es bueno para mi mujer, también lo puede ser para mí..., ¡supongo!.</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"> Lo toma de un brazo y lo tira sobre la cama. Lo pone culo arriba, y cuando está a punto de clavárselo, el &#39;robot&#39;, con la voz  más metálica y robótica que puede imitar:</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> </div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">ERROR... ERROR…</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">ERROR DE SISTEMA,…</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">AGUJERO INCORRECTO</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> ERROR... ERROR…</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">ERROR DE SISTEMA,…</span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">AGUJERO INCORRECTO </span></font></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;">  </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="6" color="#33cc33" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: rgb(51, 204, 51); font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">El tipo lo mira, se sube los pantalones y dice:</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¡Vaya mierda de ROBOT!,… y tan moderno.</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¡Ahora mismo tiro esta güeva por la ventana!.</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">El amante robot, recordando que está en el piso 20,</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="black" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">recapacita y gime con la misma voz metálica:</span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="#33cc33" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: rgb(51, 204, 51); font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><font size="2" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="5" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">¡SISTEMA ACTUALIZADO...!</span></font></b><b><font size="6" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="5" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">DESCARGA DE SOFTWARE COMPLETADA...</span></font></b><font size="7" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; font-size: 36pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font size="7" color="red" face="Garamond"><span style="font-family: Garamond; color: red; font-size: 36pt; font-weight: bold;">¡SISTEMA ACTUALIZADO...! <br> <br> ¡¡¡POR FAVOR..., INTÉNTELO DE NUEVO!!!</span></font></b></p> </blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; 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font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> <blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"> <div> <div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: red; font-size: 24pt;">ULTIMO PLAN DEL GOBIERNO</span></b><br><br><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">Para los efectos de lograr el tan largamente deseado DÉFICIT CERO, el Presidente de la República,  habiendo consultado a los Ministerios de Hacienda, y el de Protección Social, ha determinado la puesta en marcha de un austero nuevo programa, denominado:</span></b></p> </div></div> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;">P</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 36pt;">lan de <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">E</span>mergencia <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">N</span>acional de <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">E</span>mpleo</span></b> </p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;">P. E. N. E.</span></u></b> </p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">El</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;"> P.E.N.E </span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">les será introducido a los empleados públicos, junto con el siguiente mensaje:</span></b> </p> </blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;">Empleado público Colombiano: Como consecuencia de la crisis actual y de la automatización, el Gobierno de la Nación se ve obligado a tomar medidas para reducir la planta esquemática estatal.</span></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;">Para tal efecto, se ha elaborado un plan para llevar a cabo esta reducción en la forma más justa.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;">El mismo consiste en acelerar la jubilación de los empleados de mayor edad, facilitando la retención de los más jóvenes, en quienes el Gobierno confiará el futuro del Estado.</span></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">Este plan entrará en vigencia inmediatamente y se denominará :</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;">C</span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 36pt;">ronograma</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;"> U</span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 36pt;">nilateral</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 36pt;">de</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;"> L</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 36pt;">iberación<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: black;">de</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> E</span><span style="color: black;">mpleados</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> A</span><span style="color: black;">dministrativos</span></span></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;">C.U.L.E.A.</span></u></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">Los empleados insertos en este programa, es decir, los empleados ya </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;">CULEADOS</span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">, solicitarán una entrevista para determinar su situación laboral antes de jubilarse. Esta etapa se denominará :</span></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;">P</span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 36pt;">lan</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;"> A</span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 36pt;">celerado</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 36pt;">de</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 36pt;"> J</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 36pt;">ubilación<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> A</span><span style="color: black;">nticipada</span></span></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); 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font-size: 24pt;">Por consiguiente, el </span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;">P.E.N.E</span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"> les será introducido en forma completa a los empleados, en conjunto con el siguiente mensaje:</span></b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">La política del Programa Estatal establece que los empleados pueden disfrutar de un solo</span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;"> POLVO</span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; color: blue; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; color: black; font-size: 24pt;">y hasta dos</span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; color: blue; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; 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border-color: -moz-use-text-color; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><b><u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">MAYONESA Y CAFÉ</span></u></b><u><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span></u><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> <br> </span><span style="font-size: 22pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Cuando las cosas en la vida Parecen demasiado, cuando 24 horas al día</span><span> </span><span style="font-size: 22pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">no son suficientes...</span><span></span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size: 22pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Recuerda el frasco de mayonesa y el café.</span><span></span></p></blockquote> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Un profesor delante de su clase de Filosofía sin decir palabra tomo un frasco grande y vacío de mayonesa y procedió a llenarlo con pelotas de golf.</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"> <a href="http://images.google.com.ar/imgres?imgurl=http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/FDC/FDC105/tarro-mayonesa-huevo_%7E901079.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.fotosearch.es/FDC105/901079/&amp;usg=__a31NP8_2nQNX27J5VUPk3kkZ3KA=&amp;h=320&amp;w=290&amp;sz=15&amp;hl=es&amp;start=10&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=MuDVhQkqvFBTHM:&amp;tbnh=118&amp;tbnw=107&amp;prev=/images?q%3Dmayonesa%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Des%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204); text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MuDVhQkqvFBTHM:http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/FDC/FDC105/tarro-mayonesa-huevo_%7E901079.jpg" border="0" height="118" width="107"></span></a><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Luego le preguntó a sus estudiantes si el frasco estaba lleno. Los estudiantes</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p> <b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">estuvieron de acuerdo en decir que sí.</span></b><span lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span><br> </span></p></div> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Así que el profesor tomo una caja llena de canicas y la vació dentro del frasco de mayonesa. Las canicas llenaron los espacios vacíos entre las pelotas de golf.</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"> <span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><a href="http://crackvan.bitacoras.com/fotos/canicas-sinflashmini.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204); text-decoration: none;"><img alt="Ver imagen en tamaño completo" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QPcWFaR6Gkvp0M:http://crackvan.bitacoras.com/fotos/canicas-sinflashmini.jpg" border="0" height="80" width="79"></span></a><span></span></p> <div> <p> <b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">El profesor volvió a preguntar a los estudiantes si el frasco estaba lleno,  ellos volvieron a decir que sí. </span></b><span><br> </span></p></div> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD"><a href="http://images.google.com.ar/imgres?imgurl=http://emiratosarabes.pordescubrir.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/arena.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.taringa.net/posts/salud-bienestar/2223653/Muchos-granitos-de-arena,-hacen-una-playa-tremendas.html&amp;usg=__-YABf3S07wApA4AYV4cnOjDObp8=&amp;h=275&amp;w=450&amp;sz=42&amp;hl=es&amp;start=4&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=5M5SezmycQD_BM:&amp;tbnh=78&amp;tbnw=127&amp;prev=/images?q%3Darena%26hl%3Des%26um%3D1" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204); text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5M5SezmycQD_BM:http://emiratosarabes.pordescubrir.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/arena.jpg" border="0" height="78" width="127"></span></a>Luego...el profesor tomo</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"> <b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">una caja con arena y la vació dentro  del frasco. Por supuesto, la arena lleno todos los espacios vacíos, así que el profesor pregunto nuevamente si el frasco estaba lleno. En esta ocasión los estudiantes respondieron Con un &#39;sí&#39; unánime.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">El profesor enseguida agrego 2 tazas de café al contenido del frasco y efectivamente llenó todos los espacios vacíos entre la arena.</span><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD"><a href="http://images.google.com.ar/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yd9OLN_xAiw/SS6BOhoV1uI/AAAAAAAAB1c/XaH0qKE5bZQ/s400/cafe.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://malditaciencia.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html&amp;usg=__av7MjqDpE5xv7hou2P660mQsNqA=&amp;h=271&amp;w=400&amp;sz=26&amp;hl=es&amp;start=139&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=eo_dl8NR5B2BVM:&amp;tbnh=84&amp;tbnw=124&amp;prev=/images?q%3Dcafe%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Des%26sa%3DN%26start%3D120%26um%3D1" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204); text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eo_dl8NR5B2BVM:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yd9OLN_xAiw/SS6BOhoV1uI/AAAAAAAAB1c/XaH0qKE5bZQ/s400/cafe.jpg" border="0" height="84" width="124"></span></a><a href="http://images.google.com.ar/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yd9OLN_xAiw/SS6BOhoV1uI/AAAAAAAAB1c/XaH0qKE5bZQ/s400/cafe.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://malditaciencia.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html&amp;usg=__av7MjqDpE5xv7hou2P660mQsNqA=&amp;h=271&amp;w=400&amp;sz=26&amp;hl=es&amp;start=139&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=eo_dl8NR5B2BVM:&amp;tbnh=84&amp;tbnw=124&amp;prev=/images?q%3Dcafe%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Des%26sa%3DN%26start%3D120%26um%3D1" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204); text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eo_dl8NR5B2BVM:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yd9OLN_xAiw/SS6BOhoV1uI/AAAAAAAAB1c/XaH0qKE5bZQ/s400/cafe.jpg" border="0" height="84" width="124"></span></a></span><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Los estudiantes reían en esta ocasión. Cuando la risa se apagaba, el profesor dijo: </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center">  <span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">&#39;QUIERO QUE SE DEN CUENTA QUE ESTE FRASCO REPRESENTA</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p>                               <b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">LA VIDA&#39;.</span></b><span lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span><br> </span></p></div> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Las pelotas de golf son las cosas importantes</span></u></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Como la familia, los hijos, la salud, los amigos, todo lo que te apasiona.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Son cosas, que aún si todo lo demás lo</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(96, 0, 191);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">perdiéramos y solo éstas quedaran, nuestras vidas aún  estarían  llenas.</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"><br></span><b><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Las canicas son las otras cosas</span></u></b><u><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">  </span></u><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">que importan</span></u></b><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">, como el trabajo, la casa, el auto, etc.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">La arena es todo lo demás</span></u></b><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">,</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">las pequeñas cosas.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD">   </span><span><br> </span></p></div> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">&#39;Si ponemos la arena 1^ro en el</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: navy;" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">frasco, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; margin-right: 36pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">   </span><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">no habría espacio para las canicas ni para las pelotas de golf.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(96, 0, 191);" lang="ES-TRAD">   </span><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Lo mismo ocurre con la vida&#39;.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(96, 0, 191);" lang="ES-TRAD">  </span><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(96, 0, 191);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(96, 0, 191);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Si gastamos todo nuestro tiempo y energía en las cosas pequeñas, nunca tendremos lugar para las cosas realmente importantes</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(96, 0, 191);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Presta atención a las cosas que son cruciales para tu felicidad. </span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Juega con tus hijos,</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Tomate tiempo para asistir al doctor,</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Ve con tu pareja a cenar,</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Practica tu deporte o afición favorita.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD">   </span><span><br> </span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Siempre habrá tiempo para limpiar la casa y reparar la llave del agua. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Ocúpate de las pelotas de golf primero, de las cosas que realmente importan.</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD">   </span><span><br> </span></p></div> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Establece tus prioridades, el resto es solo arena..</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">Uno de los estudiantes levantó la mano y pregunto que representaba el café.</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"><br>  </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">El profesor sonrió y dijo:</span><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> <span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">&#39;Que bueno que lo preguntas... Sólo es para demostrarles, que no importa cuan ocupada tu vida pueda parecer,siempre hay lugar para un par de tazas de café con un amigo.&#39;</span></b><span></span></p> <div> <p><br> </p></div><div><p><span><br></span></p></div><div><p><span></span></p></div> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black;" lang="ES-TRAD">P.D. Siempre habrá una taza de café para ti esperando en mi cocina, en mi escritorio o en el barcito de alguna esquina!</span></b><span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);" lang="ES-TRAD"> <a href="http://images.google.com.ar/imgres?imgurl=http://enbuscadeldo.com.ar/blog/fotos/cafe.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://industrias-alimentarias.blogspot.com/2009/03/consumo-de-cafe-no-genera-adiccion.html&amp;usg=__sof4H0Y9gOiUv7lO3goAGrEhwCE=&amp;h=369&amp;w=500&amp;sz=27&amp;hl=es&amp;start=19&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=7t2FE3JnN0gv4M:&amp;tbnh=96&amp;tbnw=130&amp;prev=/images?q%3Dcafe%26hl%3Des%26um%3D1" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204); text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7t2FE3JnN0gv4M:http://enbuscadeldo.com.ar/blog/fotos/cafe.jpg" border="0" height="96" width="130"></span></a></span><span></span></p> <p style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; 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<div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div><span style="font-family: Symbol; color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 10pt;" lang="PT-BR">·</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 7pt;" lang="PT-BR">  </span><i><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">¿Disfruta usted haciéndolo..?  - pregunta la ginecóloga.</span></i><span style="font-size: 18pt;" lang="PT-BR"> </span><br> </div></div></div> <div><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;" lang="PT-BR">·</span><span style="font-size: 7pt;" lang="PT-BR">  </span><i><span style="color: blue; font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">Bueno...sí,  a decir verdad es un placer para disfrutar y no pensar en otras cosas.</span></i><span style="font-size: 18pt;" lang="PT-BR"> </span><br> </div></div></div> <div><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;" lang="PT-BR">·</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 7pt;" lang="PT-BR">  </span><i><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">¿Le produce alguna irritación o lastimadura...?</span></i><span style="font-size: 18pt;" lang="PT-BR"> </span><br> </div></div></div> <div><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;" lang="PT-BR">·</span><span style="font-size: 7pt;" lang="PT-BR">  </span><i><span style="color: blue; font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">No...no. Casi no...</span></i><span style="font-size: 18pt;" lang="PT-BR"> </span><br> </div></div></div> <div><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;" lang="PT-BR">·</span><span style="font-size: 7pt;" lang="PT-BR">  </span><i><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">Bueno... - continúa la ginecóloga- No veo entonces la razón para que usted se prive de hacerlo siempre, claro está que tome de costumbre las debidas precauciones para no quedar embarazada...</span></i><br></div></div></div></div><i><span style="color: black; font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">La mujer se sobresalta y como incrédula exclama...</span></i><br></div></div> <div><i><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">¿Cómo...? ¿Acaso puede una quedar embarazada por sexo anal...?</span></i><span style="font-size: 18pt;" lang="PT-BR"> </span><br></div></div></div> <div><i><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">!!! Claro, señora... !  </span></i><br></div></div></div> <div><i><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;" lang="PT-BR">¿Cómo cree usted que fueron concebidos Ingrid Betancourt, Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales, Daniel Ortega, Fidel Castro, Piedad Córdoba, Rafael Correa, Alfonso Cano, El Mono Jojoy y otros tantos HP que andan sueltos por ahí...?</span></i><br></div></div></div> <b><i><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-size: 24pt;" lang="PT-BR">¡Esos no fueron paridos..... .....fueron cagados...</span></i></b></div></div></div><br>  </div></div><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4150643568990685"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQ_97zzwEaCBZghqqYmo4OKP-393M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24135668-2716694580122079143?l=alejorivera.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>@lejo Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837029968812441875noreply@blogger.com0